Greetings Web Surfers!
As Mayor of Legopolis I would like to speak for the people when I say, "Gosh darn it, this Internet thing sure is amazing!"
The Internet is that vast computer network that marketing folks like to call the "Information Superhighway." It's full of bits and bytes of stuff flying around all over the place. Some of it is very helpful, but some of it can be harmful if not used properly. So be careful out there, and try to have fun!
- Mayor O'Reilly